What about this seems like its appropriate to post on Facebook? No one wants to hear about your anal troubles.
Life goal: cut this into a t shirt
same
Isn’t that what everyone wants?
Well yeah lol
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Denim printed nail enamel strips - in both classic blue denim and acid wash, for a multi tonal manicure.
Ray Ban aviators in brown, mirror gold, and mirror silver.
Denim wrist band watch.
Tan timberland dyke boots.
Studded, distressed, vintage denim jacket with American flag decal on the back.
Distressed jorts.
70s pornstar mustache.
Gold crosses and chains.
Wife beaters and bandanas in every color.
Budweiser print red shorts.
Dirty syringe necklace.
Platform sneakers.
Disneyland Mickey Mouse ears.
Sharon Needles tank top.
black skinny jeans with bleach stains.
Gold sequined T with “SLORE” in black sequins.
Black tank with “$TAR FUCKER” in gold glitter.
Caution tape handbag (2.0).
White vintage Jesus T.
Studded white leather jacket with matching high top kicks and wrist band.
Black biker jacket with vintage punk pins on lapel.
Campbell’s soup can tank top.
Base: Adriana Lima
Eyes: Aishwarya Rai
Nose: Mary-Kate Olsen
Mouth: Angelina Jolie
As requested by: itmightbechris
damn
Wtf…can we take it a step further?
Is it just me or does this look like a botoxed version of Mila Kunis?
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werqgpoy
Guess who. You bitches its ri-ri.
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Smoking is awful, but, like, photographs well? I don’t even know. This guy probably doesn’t smoke, is what I’m saying. (ETA: oh, he probly smokes cause of PTSD or whatever, carry on, I guess)
Smoking is empirically sexy. Reason #1 why I’m a smoker.
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Love it. Need it.
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I’ve wanted red jeans for a long time, because I feel like they’d work well with patterned or monochromatic tops, or even a white t shirt and my distressed denim jacket. It just seems like something that would be really fun to style and incorporate into my everyday wardrobe. Plus it’s a staple for color blocking. So I ordered a pair online from hot topic and they are beyond tight. Like basically wrinkly red paint over my legs. I need to go to the gym more.
I want to make dirty needle print skinny jeans. Needle print is the new cheetah.
I truly empathize with Frankenstein. By far the most misunderstood of the Universal Movie monsters.