February 2012
January 2012
Dating D-Bags
I continue to find myself getting the short end of the stick in the guys I choose. Even when I think things are going great, fast forward a week and I’m wondering why I haven’t heard from him. For instance the other day I decided to hang out with this twink who needs a sandwich - totally not my type, but I figure you can never have too many friends - and it ended up going surprisingly...
TELL ME I'M PRETTY.
I am going to die alone. Like for sure.
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So
Today I found really great deal on a ford focus, and after I bought it I was so excited. All I wanted to do to celebrate was go shopping, except that I had just spent all my money on a car and devoted all of my future money to repairing and maintaining my car. Fuck my finances. But after a little while I started getting physically uncomfortable and nervous at the idea of not being able to spend...
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That awkward moment where your mom asks you why there’s a big black dildo on your television set :/
December 2011
Chonga princess at Christmastime.
Feliz Navidad.
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November 2011
What thanksgiving meal would be complete without a side of homophobic generalizations?
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carries mom: i can see your dirty pillows. everyone will.
carrie: breasts, mama. they're called breasts and every woman has them.
October 2011
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