January 2012
I am going to die alone. Like for sure.
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So
Today I found really great deal on a ford focus, and after I bought it I was so excited. All I wanted to do to celebrate was go shopping, except that I had just spent all my money on a car and devoted all of my future money to repairing and maintaining my car. Fuck my finances. But after a little while I started getting physically uncomfortable and nervous at the idea of not being able to spend...
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That awkward moment where your mom asks you why there’s a big black dildo on your television set :/
December 2011
Chonga princess at Christmastime.
Feliz Navidad.
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November 2011
What thanksgiving meal would be complete without a side of homophobic generalizations?
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carries mom: i can see your dirty pillows. everyone will.
carrie: breasts, mama. they're called breasts and every woman has them.
October 2011
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September 2011
I can’t wait till Kris Jenner hires a skinny daughter to replace Khloe.
Nicki’s verse in “lollipop” is basically her version of the vagina monologues.